Johnny Manziel has officially been named starting quarterback for the remainder of the season. The topic of the quarterback position for the Cleveland Browns is a laughable one. There have been 23 gunslingers under center since the expansion Browns returned to Cleveland in 1999. It is truly incredible how poor the quarterback play has been for this organization. I don’t know who or what to blame. Bad luck? Coaching? Or our god-awful string of GMs? It is just unlucky. The Packers go from Favre to Rodgers. The Colts go from Peyton Manning to Andrew Luck. I hate it. Continue reading “Browns Quarterbacks: Ranking all 23 since 1999”
In case you missed it, the Houston Texans and JJ Watt defeated the previously undefeated Bengals 10-6 on Monday Night Football last night. Watt, the corniest athlete maybe ever, made a terrible joke regarding Andy Dalton being a ginger in a post game interview.
“Our goal was to come out here and make the Red Rifle look like a Red Ryder BB Gun, and I think we did that.” Continue reading “Andy Dalton: Disgrace To Gingers”
Dear Matthew Stafford,
I don’t care how bad things are in Detroit, do everything within your power to prevent yourself from becoming a member of the Cleveland Browns. Pull a Carson Palmer. I don’t care. Say you either release me or I retire. It’s genius. Let some other poor veteran get his sh*t rocked week-after-week (What up Jason Campbell, Josh McCown). Continue reading “An open letter warning Matthew Stafford”
There has been a flurry of injuries at the running back position this season in the NFL. The Chiefs, Steelers, 49ers, and Cowboys have all suffered losses in their respective backfields. My question is why hasn’t embattled former Raven Ray Rice received so much as a look from these teams? Continue reading “Ray Rice Deserves a Second Chance”
The first half seemed too good to be true. Despite Mike Pettine’s questionable decision to run the ball three times at the end of the half and punt to the Cardinals, essentially handing them three points, the Browns were up 20-10. Josh McCown tossed two beautiful touchdowns to Brian Hartline (who had four ugly drops on the day as well) and one to breakout tight end Gary Barnidge. At the half the Browns had 156 yards of total offense and zero turnovers. In the second half, an injured Josh McCown (more on that later) led the Browns offense to 56 yards of total offense and two turnovers including an ill-advised heave to the end zone.
The defense forced four turnovers, but in the end it just wasn’t enough as the Cards went on to score 27 (yes, 27) unanswered points en route to a 34-20 home loss for the Browns. Here are three major takeaways from another frustrating Sunday at The Factory of Sadness.
The always unpredictable NFL heads into Week 8 with several intriguing storylines. From the return of Dez Bryant in Dallas to Big Ben coming back in Pittsburgh, there’s a lot to watch come Sunday. Hopefully I can finish my first set of weekly picks with a winning record. Continue reading “NFL Week 8 Picks Against the Spread”